Nexa Necis
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:31:00 -
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Twas the night before Christmas, TRAPS were in Dantan
Always looking for trouble, and flipping some cans;
Kylezanto stole loot from the carebears wreck,
Only to get scrambled and said "WHAT THE HECK!"
The Orca flashed red when he started to scram,
Kyle flipped the switch and did his own warp jam.
Wonder what went on in the Orca pilot's head,
When Kyle started to kill the Orca dead.
This was one smart Carebear with an idea so bright,
"Eject from my Orca to get my Myrm and fight!"
Out in the belts, there arose such a clatter,
I warped on in to see what was the matter.
Off into the belt I flew in with a flash,
In hopes of a ransom and scoring some cash.
I clicked on his name and started a convo,
I said "600mil or your Orca will blow!"
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
He was now in his Myrm and getting too near.
He ejected from his Myrm to get his Orca back,
Steal a Myrm and pop an Orca, this guy's on crack!
He did something evil much to our dismay,
A self-destructing Orca? NO FRICKEN WAY!
He got back in his Myrm and for the station set sail,
Shortly thereafter, I got a sweet hate mail!
"2008.12.25 09:21
Hope you choke on your dads poll ***** dont give a **** what you do nub",
Then he jumped out the system towards the nearest trade hub.
I replied to his email as he flew out of sight,
We're war decing your corp, so kiss your ass goodnight!
So basically this dude self-destructed his Orca and lost almost a billion ISK. What did my corpmate do to cause him to attack? He stole a WCS from a rat wreck and the guy aggroed him.
Unfortunately we had no one around who could fly an Orca so he was able to self-destruct it. Only Kyle had aggro with him and Kyle was in a frig.
When I first warped to the belt, this is what I saw.
We scrambled to find an Orca pilot, but no one was available. I went back to try and steal his Myrm and I arrived to this!
The dude was super mad. I petitioned him for his threats and homophobic slurs. His emails stopped shortly thereafter.
I cant wait to see his reaction when we get to war decing his corp. 
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